"Can you try a more serious font here? No offense, but your font choices are pretty gay."
— (via clientsfromhell)
"Please let me know if I need to make any changes ASAP. If you take too long it will stretch into the weekend and we will lose two days, as there are two days this weekend."
— (via clientsfromhell)
"I was looking for something more detailed and simple."
— (via clientsfromhell)
"Just like it was only …better."
— Round 16 of drafts between a client and I (via clientsfromhell)
"I want it to look more realistic. You know, like ‘The Matrix’."
— A client requesting a touch-up on some (cartoon) images. (via clientsfromhell)
Client: Can you just get rid of this here?
Me: The Lorum Ipsum?
Client: Yeah, just fill it with dummy text that doesn’t mean anything.
Shades of blue
Client: I don’t like that blue, make it a bit lighter. Just a small bit!
I send the (unchanged) file back to her.
Client: Hmm, ok thats too light, make it a bit darker.
I send the same file - again, unchanged.
Client: Ok just ad a hint of brightness and we’re done!
Again, same file, unchanged.
Client: Perfect! Has anyone told you that you are amazing at what you do?
Client: “Could you make this text 12pt?”
Me: “It is in 12pt.”
Client: “Then make it LOOK like it’s in 12pt.”
"We like what you did. We just don’t like what you didn’t do."
— (via clientsfromhell)
Client: ”I do not like the character, he is not alien looking.”
Me: ”So what do you have in mind.”
Client: ”How would I know? I have never seen an alien before.”
